- Slim girls should stay at home whenever rain is falling. Breeze almost carried one slim girl in my area yesterday
2* They say Nigeria is the economic hub of Africa but am still looking for where to repair my earpiece and charger.
3* Amaka boyfriend broke up with her because she doesn’t know her to cook. Now, she wants to date me because I said that I love cooking. Well done Ma, so I look like gas cooker in your eye.
4* Chatting with some girls is like an interview. If you don’t ask questions, they won’t tell you anything.
5* After eating pizza at a shop, I still feel like drinking Garri. Lagos blood runs in my veins.
6* I still remembered the first time that my village girlfriend entered my shower with an umbrella. She said that it was raining heavily in the bathroom.
7* Most last born cry whenever their mom is not around. Am still wondering why first born don’t cry after labor.
8* Someone will carry laptop bag and make us feel like he is a software engineer. Most of those bags contain ludo. They should stop playing games with us.
9* Marriage is not Garri that you will taste before buying. Chairman, go and pay her dowry first.
10* I will never forget the day that I spent all my money and started calculating as if someone robbed me. Money is easy to spend but hard to get.
11* your girlfriend will be calling you dear asif you are a Formal letter… Mtcheew.
12* no matter how conductor shout “enter with your change” one idiot go still enter with 1k..
13* all dis patient sef can confuse doctors… they will be like* Doctor,l am feeling chestpain all over my waist. .00000300
14*.my friend told me that “Looking for fine girl is a WEST if time” *And I told him it is NORTH true….. ….. *
15* I was trekking under hot sun one day until my shadow left me and enter bus.. 16* life is unfair, When you die, they will cry *But if you rise they will runaway..O
*17* Fake men eat EBA* …. Real men will put garri in their mouth and pour hot water AOAAOO00
18* .lt is only in Nigeria That police will lap theif to station *
19* .I didn’t know I was good in bed Until I slept from 8pm to 8am Hmmm, bad mind Me:-I Love You Mom!! Mom:- Sorry I Have A Husband! **Why do some girls spend 20k on make-up And still look like POGBA
20* 1 can’t marry someone dat I can’t Gossip with, me dat alwayz have breaking News..both Local and International
21* . We are dating nd U are posting my picture, do u want my Girlfriend to know?
22* A girl will wear Pad, wear Pant, wear Tight, add Jean trouser nd stil Cross Legs… Sister how Air wan tak enter de CPU
23* I brought my Bicycle to repair de chain nd de guy is telling me dat de Radiator has stop.. Lazy youth
24* Hey you! Look at Me very well! I look lik Gentleman for ur Eyes? Try carry Plate of Rice pass me again for wedding ceremony!
25* . Ladies don’t let a Man who drinks Smirnoff ice abuse you.. talk to him, Woman to Woman
26* Have you Noticed dat guys who press Instrument in de Church don’t giv Offering 27* Mr Chinaza was charged to court for beating Up his Wife.. JUDGE: Why did you hit ur Wife wit a CHAIR? Chinaza : Bcuz I couldn’t Lift de Table
28* That Moment wen you and your Father are Arguing about Football nd He says Pogba plays beta dan Messi and you mistakenly Replied “See Dis Mumu Oh”
29* . E don happen Break up letter Inside birthday surprise
30* Right now, somewhere in Nigeria, An old man has brought his chair outside with his radio to look for children who can’t greet him
31*Someone’s mom is totally using me as a good example to her kids. It’s good to be good
32* Your parents name you Fortune You went ahead and added MhizFortune, And you think your village people no sabi English abi
33* Please, I’m sitting down next to a beautiful girl now inside the bus Can somebody call me, I wanna speak English 081077..Wait,, I don forget my number
34* STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted
35* CONFUSIONOO:- Is when you steal meat from your mother’s pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards
36* SHOCKO and you didn’ t feel your phone :- Is when you touch your pocket
37* CAUSE TROUBLE :- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:” “Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick” after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared Is after you have been
38* TROUBLE punished by a soldier and you climbed your bike and shout “Thunder fire you” and then, your bike refuses to start
39* MADNESS Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; “prease make it spicy” .
40* WITCHCRAFT :- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it’s finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter’s Card not ur ATMOO :
41* PROBLEM- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant.
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